How It Unfolded.
A slow walk through the years that defined us.
Year 0!
The Accident (We Met)
Nobody was arrested. It was a good start. We immediately discussed the best ways to eat pizza (crust first, obviously).
#Chaos#NoRegrets
2016ish!
The Great Sandwich Betrayal
A ham and cheese was stolen. A friendship was tested. We eventually settled for a taco truce that lasted three weeks.
#Betrayal#Tacos
2019!
The 'Let's Buy A Bus' Phase
We didn't buy a bus. We bought stickers of buses instead. It was cheaper and easier to park.
#Dreams#Stickers
Legendary!
The OG Era
Now we're just professional loop-holes. No exits, just more coffee and worse jokes.
#Infinite#NoExits