The OG.
No hierarchy. No rules. No exits. Just people who stayed.
Titles exist only to explain what we already know about each other.
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- 💀Can summon a meme for any crisis in 0.5s
- 💀Always the one who says 'What's the worst that could happen?'
- 💀Professional level procrastination skills
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- 💀Known for 'shortcuts' that take 3 hours longer
- 💀Primary source of 'Trust me, I'm an engineer' energy
- 💀Somehow always has a backup plan for the backup plan's failure
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- 💀Cannot watch a movie without explaining the CGI budget
- 💀Human GPS (except when we're actually lost, then it's 'scenery')
- 💀High-key obsessed with obscure historical drama